The Scoop on Poop in Colorado
Apparently the neighbor had called the police earlier because the student and his friends were making too much noise. As the student approached the neighbor’s porch, matches and dog poop in hand, the neighbor– whose newspaper earlier had been set afire on his porch– was waiting and subdued the miscreant. The neighbor’s wife, armed with a camera, snapped-away as the events unfolded.
The police duly took photographs of the bag of dog poop and confiscated the matches.
A police spokesperson said the student was intoxicated.
Without attempting to minimize the seriousness of the incident, we should remember the old adage, “Boys will be boys.”
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